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(funky rock playing)

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                       (giggles)

3
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    (groans)

4
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                 I'm cold.

5
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Oh, well, let me help you
with that.

6
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                       I got it.

7
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    I'll say.

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                             Hi.

9
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           I'm Gina.

10
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      (chuckles) Hi, Gina.
         Um, I'm Dylan.

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     Very nice to meet you.

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                      Hi, Dylan.

13
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        So, you come here often?

14
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No, almost never.

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Because, well,
it's such a big
scene, you know?

16
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Yeah, oh, yeah.

17
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              Well, what are you
             doing here tonight?

18
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            Tonight?
                         Uh-huh.

19
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 Tonight there is this girl...

20
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Oh! A girl?!

21
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    She must be pretty cool.

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Oh, man, she's beautiful, sexy.

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    Mmm!

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                    Smells good.

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             Knows you do drugs.

26
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I can explain that.

27
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                  No, you can't,
                       actually.

28
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           You can't.

29
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  Okay, why is it when you're
alone, all you see are couples?

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  It's not like we need to be
 reminded how pathetic we are.

31
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        I know I don't.

32
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   You know what I could use,
    actually, is some advice

33
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        on the fine art
     of meeting Miss Right.

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So if you have any suggestions--
        and I mean any--

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        give me a call.

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             Guys--
      they are the worst.

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           Well, present company
                excluded, right?

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                         Or not.

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They actually get insulted
if you don't swoon

40
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over the lamest pickup lines.

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Oh, my God,
are you kidding?

42
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I had this guy come up
to me once,

43
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and he goes, "Excuse me.

44
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"I seem to have,
uh, lost my number.

45
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Can I borrow yours?"
                         Oh, no.

46
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Okay, there was this guy
at this frat party

47
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one time
that said to me,

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                    "Um, are you
                 from Tennessee?

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Because you're
the only ten I see."

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    Oh!
                I like that one.

51
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Girls have no clue
how hard it is

52
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to make the first move.

53
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          Most guys know they're
              gonna get slammed.

54
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Um, maybe not.

55
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Gina, wait up!

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                    Donna, Dylan
                    doesn't have

57
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                      the market
          cornered on greatness.

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                   And you would
                  know this how?

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                       Well, for
               your information,

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                I happen to have
                mastered the art

61
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                 of the pick up.
(snickers)

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Oh, I mean,
don't get me wrong.

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You're cute.
Delusional, but cute.

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                I'm telling you,
                 my technique is
                     bulletproof

65
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         and it's easily taught.

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"How to be
the jerk women love."

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              Sounds like a real
               moneymaker to me.

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           It does...

69
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          doesn't it?

70
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So the pie was homemade
by you?

71
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       Yeah, it's not that hard.

72
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        All you have to do is...

73
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And the pasta
you made, too?

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                   Now that is a
                 lot easier than
              most people think.

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Wow, you cook,

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         you take dance lessons,
       oh, and you practice law.

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Well, a lot of things
interest me.

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           I'm sorry,
   I just thought that, uh...

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           This isn't about you.

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         Of course not.

81
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                 It's just weird
                      being here

82
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with someone other than Brandon.

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             Right.

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Well, um...

85
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(chuckles)

86
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why don't I
make us some coffee?

87
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     You want some coffee?

88
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Yeah?

89
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         You hate me, don't you?

90
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    Kelly, I don't hate you.

91
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  I just thought that, um....

92
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 I'm gonna make us some coffee.

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              ♪ ♪

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              ♪ ♪

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              ♪ ♪

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           ♪ Hey, now
     I'm really dragging ♪

97
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      ♪ A little too much
          on my back ♪

98
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       ♪ But I'm not one
     to take to braggin' ♪

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     ♪ But I feel my senses
         coming back ♪

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♪ I don't want no conversation ♪

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       ♪ I don't want no
       "How you been?" ♪

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        ♪ 'Cause I'm way
       past pretending ♪

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     ♪ That all that might
       come back again ♪

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 ♪ And after all the silence ♪

105
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 ♪ Don't you know you're gonna
      have to suffer me? ♪

106
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           ♪ Yeah-ah,
     you got to suffer me ♪

107
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       ♪ Yeah-yeah-eah! ♪

108
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      ♪ You're gonna have
        to suffer me. ♪

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I kind of thought
you'd left by now.

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                  I did...

111
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twice.

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    I'm glad you came back.

113
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      I don't want to date a guy
              who's doing drugs.

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     Would you feel better
      if I were in a band?

115
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        Okay, I, just...

116
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Um... I want to show you
something, all right?

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And then if you still want
to leave,

118
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      then you can leave.

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            Come on.

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Part of me is glad
that you found it.

121
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             Yeah?

122
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            Come on.

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What are you doing?

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                  Putting an end
to something

125
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                 that never ever
            should have started.

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                     You finding
                  that stash was

127
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             the best thing that
            ever happened to me.

128
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   I'm sure Matt understands.

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                   I don't know.

130
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First, I throw Dylan
at him and now Brandon.

131
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                  Well, he lives
              in Brandon's house

132
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          where you used to live
                   with Brandon.

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He has to deal.

134
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Well, I should have
raced him up those stairs.

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                        (laughs)

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          Oh, my God.

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   You cannot believe how bad
         the traffic is

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   between here and Dylan's.

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She slept at Dylan's?

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          Weren't you just about
                 to go see Matt?

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    No.

142
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           Yeah, yeah, remember,

143
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              you said something
          about racing upstairs.

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Yeah, but, Donna,
I wanna...

145
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              And you know what?
That reminds me.

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                I really, really
                        want you

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         to tell Matt hi for me,
          'cause he, he's swell.

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              Okay, um, you have
              a great day and...

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He's swell?

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     Yeah, he's nice. Bye.

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             Gina,
Hmm?

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                     listen, um,

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      you said some really harsh
          things on my birthday.

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        We haven't talked since.
        So, uh, what's the deal?

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Yeah, you know what? I was
really upset that night.

156
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               Well, do you have
              a problem with me?

157
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No, I, I said a bunch
of things I didn't mean.

158
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   Then we should talk about it.

159
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I'm really sorry.

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I didn't mean any of it.
(chuckles)

161
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And unfortunately,
I have to go right now.

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           Go where?

163
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   Oh, I forgot to tell you.

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         I'm working as
      a personal trainer,

165
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       and I already have
        my first client.

166
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         Wait. You have
your first client? Who?

167
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          Your mother.

168
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            (sighs)

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             JANET:
    "The Art of the Pickup?"

170
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   Oh, yes, I think it's time
  I started sharing my genius.

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                 Oh, look. Yeah,
                for $250 a head.

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That's for two
seminars, Janet.

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                  Oh, "taught by
       Professor Steve Sanders."

174
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Oh, there's truth
in advertising;

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"When it comes to women,
I've got a Ph.D."

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                          Steve?

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Hey, bud.
Hey.

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                 I, uh, got your
            message about lunch.

179
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Yeah, I wanted to ask you

180
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to help me on a small project
I'm working on.

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      Do yourself a favor
          and say no.

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STEVE:
Uh-huh!

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<i> How to be the Jerk Women Love.</i>

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          Well, you were the one
               asking for advice

185
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          on landing Miss Right.

186
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Yeah, well, I was hoping
to get it from someone

187
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who knows what they're
talking about.

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      Look, all I want you to do
is videotape the seminars

189
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                  so I can reach
              a larger audience.

190
00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,310
 And make money on video sales.

191
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,412
          They're $29.95 apiece.

192
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,712
                    Two for $50.

193
00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:09,814
    That's a ten-dollar savings.

194
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,349
   Oh, such the humanitarian.

195
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                     Are you in?

196
00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:16,521
Yeah, sure.
We got nothing to lose.

197
00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:17,555
        Yeah, nothing...

198
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      except your dignity.

199
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             GINA:<i> </i>
 <i> 23, don't forget to squeeze.</i>

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Oh, boy,
you're killing me.

201
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:26,965
You know that?

202
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                Yeah, well I saw
                   that size six

203
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           you're trying to pour
        yourself into. Last one.

204
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  Well, we all have our goals.

205
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               Just some of them
                aren't Olympian.

206
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Yeah, well, it's probably
better that way.

207
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 Less chance of disappointment.

208
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                You went for it.
             That's what counts.

209
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         You committed yourself.

210
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                Something I wish
Donna would do.

211
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Donna has her own store.

212
00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,121
         Yeah, that's this year.

213
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  Next year, it'll probably be
        something else .

214
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          Less bounce.

215
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I can only hope the same will be
     true of her boyfriend.

216
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     Well, I wouldn't count
       too much on that.

217
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   They seem pretty attached.

218
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,499
                    Oh? Tell me.

219
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,468
        She never does.

220
00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,938
Well, you know they practically
     live together, right?

221
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,506
                     I tell you,

222
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,942
sometimes I think she picks
     a certain sort of man

223
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:11,976
       just to annoy me.

224
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,511
                   Well, you saw
                      that dress

225
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,646
      I want to get into.

226
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,313
    You think I can make it
          by Thursday?

227
00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:20,184
     Yes. What's the rush?

228
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,586
    Well, I've been invited
       to, uh, a luncheon

229
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,322
   given by<i> George</i> magazine.

230
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,891
          John Kennedy
      is gonna be hosting.

231
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,060
             Absolutely everyone
              is gonna be there.

232
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,661
              Wow.

233
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:31,996
Yeah.

234
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,031
    I have, uh, two tickets.

235
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,568
                     I was going
                to invite Donna.

236
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,770
You know what?

237
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,438
        That's so weird
    that you're saying that

238
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,273
     because I think Donna
        was just reading

239
00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,841
      about that luncheon
         in the paper.

240
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,144
         Yeah, she said
      that you'd sacrifice

241
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,712
  your firstborn to be there.

242
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:52,016
   I don't know why I bother
           sometimes.

243
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,219
     She'd only go kicking
         and screaming.

244
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:56,988
Why don't I take you instead?

245
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,523
                     It would be
                   lovely to sit

246
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,192
 there with somebody who would
   actually<i> like</i> to be there.

247
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,893
             Yeah?

248
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,595
             Okay.

249
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,735
        (knock at door)

250
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,473
                             Hi.
    Hey.

251
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,874
                   Got a second?

252
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,910
Yeah, sure.

253
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:19,911
                    Um, I...

254
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,045
    What's up?
                          I just

255
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,747
      wanted to say I was
      sorry about last...

256
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:23,748
                          WOMAN:
Shh!

257
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,649
          The souffle is rising.

258
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:26,617
          (whispers):
         Right. Sorry.

259
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,587
    Souffle?
Uh...

260
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:30,788
 Yeah, Kelly. This is Marissa.

261
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,024
She's, uh, teaching
me how to cook.
            Hi.

262
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,759
I'll be right in, okay?

263
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,995
           The souffle should be
       ready in a few minutes...

264
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,696
          if you'd like to stay.

265
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,635
Um, so... you were saying...

266
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,937
     I didn't know you were
    taking cooking lessons.

267
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:47,938
Oh, yeah.

268
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,107
  For a few months now, uh...

269
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,675
ever since we went
      on this blind date.

270
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:53,077
  Oh, so you guys are dating?
No.

271
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,412
 We went on a date and realized
   we had nothing in common.

272
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,015
And, uh...

273
00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,351
  And that's why she's in your
 kitchen making you a souffle.

274
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,119
     Kelly, she's a friend.
                       I'm gonna

275
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,755
               head out.
Kelly, you just got here.

276
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,491
        But I'm gonna leave.
            It's just...

277
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,495
You know, uh, I really wish
you'd stayed last night.

278
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,430
Just so you know.

279
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,877
             NOAH:
So, where's Dylan?

280
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,445
             GINA:
    He went to the bathroom.

281
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,014
 You can't tell me that training
         my mother wasn't awful.

282
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,417
Yes, I'm trying to tell
you-- it was really good.

283
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,551
She works really hard.

284
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,252
            Wait, are we talking
           about my mother here?

285
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,389
       Because blowing her nails
         dry is exercise to her.

286
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,624
Yeah, well, it's amazing

287
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,959
    what a chance to mingle
    with John-John will do.

288
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,160
John-John, huh?

289
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,629
     Uh, yeah, you know...

290
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,964
John Kennedy's throwing that
   luncheon for his magazine.

291
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,900
What do you think
I should wear?

292
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,935
           Oh, you're going?

293
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:51,936
    Oh, yeah.

294
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,705
Well, Aunt Felice
has an extra ticket.

295
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,941
    She just gave it to you?

296
00:12:57,009 --> 00:13:00,578
Yeah. Isn't your
mom the best?

297
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,713
                Yeah, she's real
                     thoughtful.

298
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,353
       (knocking at door)

299
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,255
          Oh, go away.

300
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,257
      (knocking continues)

301
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,025
  Come on! What are you, deaf?

302
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,765
    I-I'm sorry.

303
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:24,869
               Forget about what
your mom said.

304
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,704
You know, this may sound
like deja vu,

305
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,907
but I just shouldn't let
her get to me, right?

306
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:29,941
                 That's right.

307
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,076
     See that yellow circle
          right there?

308
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,078
 That yellow one is the mother.

309
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,214
                 See, these ones
               are the children.

310
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,350
       This void, it's all about
           separation of family.

311
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,287
                  You know, loss
                  of the family.

312
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,456
             About 1974, divorce
rate skyrockets.

313
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,358
           This is what you get.

314
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,528
        It's just... you know...

315
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:54,065
                  Hey, Gina, you
           like these paintings?

316
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,299
             These are some
        pretty great paintings.

317
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,668
                If you will pick

318
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,836
        which of these paintings
             is your favorite...

319
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,271
          I'll get it for you.

320
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,740
Oh, well, that's so sweet,
except for that it's

321
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,676
       a museum opening,
    so they're not for sale.

322
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,445
Oh, yeah, hey, everything is
for sale for a price.

323
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,814
            He's out of control.

324
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,715
              Come on.
DYLAN:
So which of these

325
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:12,851
is your favorite?

326
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:16,054
                 Oh, this one is
         definitely my favorite.

327
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:19,724
Okay, so um... what's the title
       of this painting?

328
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,025
                       Um, oh...

329
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,627
it is<i> Tropical Tension.</i>

330
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,630
           It's on loan from the
           Marchette Collection.

331
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,332
         From the what?

332
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,969
            Uh, from the Anthony
Marchette Collection.

333
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,309
      And I should be nice
          to this guy?

334
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,178
                      You really
               don't understand.

335
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,847
Don't understand?
The guy's a jerk.

336
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:43,815
    Who's Anthony Marchette?

337
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,917
                    The guy that
            killed Dylan's wife.

338
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:16,980
            (groans)

339
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,984
     Hey, how you feeling?

340
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,886
    I think I'm gonna live,
         unfortunately.

341
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:23,921
                 (clears throat)

342
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,191
You're so cold,
you know that?

343
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,893
                         Yeah...
You're really sweaty.

344
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,628
           (groans):
        I can handle it.

345
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,630
Dylan, you need
to see a doctor.

346
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:33,631
              I'll be all right.

347
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,598
No, uh, Dylan...

348
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,634
           Hey, I got it
           under control.

349
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,106
 Donna told me about Marchette.

350
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,807
            (sighs)

351
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:44,875
           I'm sorry.

352
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,246
        I know you are.

353
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,948
I'm worried about you.

354
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,950
               I am fine.

355
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,452
                    See?

356
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,423
            Hi. My name's Dylan.

357
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,827
         Yeah. (sighs)

358
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,396
         Hi. I'm Gina.

359
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,597
Hi, Gina.

360
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:09,800
 You know, there was this girl
        here last night.

361
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:10,867
          She was very

362
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:13,938
              beautiful, easy to
            be with, no hassles.

363
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,973
      Do you have any idea
        where she went?

364
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,641
   Well, I think she probably
          disappeared,

365
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,844
          because you
  started to do heroin again.

366
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,612
            (scoffs)
Yeah.

367
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,215
    Are you using needles?
                  No.

368
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,617
    If you're using needles,
      you need to tell me.
Hey.

369
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,552
      What did I just say?
           I said no.

370
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,654
                           Okay?
                      I'm clean.

371
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,657
          We're safe.
        We used condoms.

372
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,392
          I don't know
   what you're worried about.

373
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,160
   Is the interrogation over?

374
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,033
        Yeah, it's over.

375
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,867
            (sighs)

376
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,103
           So are we.

377
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,278
          (door opens)

378
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,280
          (door shuts)

379
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,116
            (sighs)

380
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,388
       (hip-hop playing)

381
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,695
             DONNA:
            Kel...?

382
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,665
It's a look.

383
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:18,035
   Unfortunately, so is<i> that</i>
   going up to Matt's office.

384
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,036
             DONNA:
        Wait, she's the

385
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:20,437
reason that for
20 minutes now

386
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,606
you've been totally
butchering my display?

387
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,309
         One of them; the others
       were blonde and brunette.

388
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,778
I'm sure there's
a logical explanation.

389
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,614
     Yeah, yeah, I blew it.

390
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,917
     First I wait too long,
       and then I panic.

391
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,852
I can't blame him for moving on.

392
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,388
    Did you explain to Matt
about the other night?

393
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:41,592
            I tried,
  but his souffle was rising.

394
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:43,895
        Don't ask.

395
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,262
                 Listen, I think
                    he's a great

396
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,031
     guy, and you shouldn't
          let him go.

397
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,032
         There, I said my piece.

398
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:51,902
          Hey, Donna.

399
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:52,703
              Hey.

400
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,637
                            Kel.
       Hey.

401
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:54,638
               I need your help.

402
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:55,973
    What?

403
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,276
      Well, a lot of people have
      been calling up to my show

404
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,811
                   asking me for
relationship advice,

405
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,713
    and I really don't feel like
       I'm qualified to give it.

406
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,716
Why? Because you're not
in a relationship?
                   Well, Sophie

407
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,485
        dumped me for a guy that
         she'd only known for...

408
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,121
          well, less than a day.

409
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,355
And on the rebound, I

410
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,357
       almost got thrown in jail
             for statutory rape,

411
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,226
            so it kind of eroded
                  my confidence.

412
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,227
                       You know?

413
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:17,494
Well, I think
you're being silly.

414
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,063
But all right, sure.

415
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,764
I think it'd be fun
to be on the radio.

416
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,767
     Great! Show starts at 9:00.

417
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,269
        We should probably start
     prepping somewhere around--

418
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,237
                  I don't know--
                    7:00, maybe.

419
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,573
       I should be done stroking
            Steve's ego by then.

420
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,075
        Why? What's Steve doing?
Well, Steve is

421
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:34,612
   teaching, and I'm videotaping
      a seminar on wooing women.

422
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,580
           (laughter)

423
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,815
I'd invite you to

424
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,250
come, but you know,
                 it's guys only.

425
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:43,520
             You know, tricks of
              the trade and all.

426
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:44,621
See you tonight.

427
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:49,160
        (Donna laughing)

428
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:51,895
We're sneaking in, right?

429
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,332
                     Absolutely.

430
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,481
                          Daddy.

431
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,949
                          DYLAN:
              Look, Marchette...

432
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:13,617
     I love your daughter.

433
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:14,619
     Yeah, I'm sure you do.

434
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,223
            No, no!

435
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,991
                  Go on...

436
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,659
         (hammer cocks)

437
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:23,427
            Do it...

438
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,129
do it...

439
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,430
              No.

440
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,199
         What is this?

441
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,574
    You the manager?

442
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,209
         Uh, how can I help you?

443
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,411
   Where is my wife's grave?

444
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,979
                Well, I'm sorry.
      What was your wife's name?

445
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,314
         Antonia McKay.

446
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,649
            (typing)

447
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,650
                McKay...

448
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,287
        Try "Marchette."

449
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,890
   Well, I'm-I'm afraid Miss
Marchette has been disinterred.

450
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,424
I know that she has been moved.

451
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:30,761
   What I need you to tell me
      is where is she now?

452
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,963
I'm afraid her family hasn't
   released that information.

453
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,631
        I am her family.

454
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,033
             I see.

455
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,301
     This is very unusual.

456
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,338
You tell me where she is.

457
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,306
       I, I already told you-- I
      don't have that informa...

458
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,608
        I said tell me!

459
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,611
          I'm sorry, I...

460
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,387
       (rock music plays)

461
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,321
          I'll be right there.

462
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,288
    All right.

463
00:20:58,357 --> 00:20:59,289
              Hey.

464
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,290
                        Hey.

465
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,558
Uh, how'd it
go last night?

466
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,126
Did you, uh,
catch up with Dylan?

467
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,762
Yeah, I did.

468
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,031
         I asked about his wife.

469
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,434
        And he told me about her
     being killed by her father.

470
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:11,335
     Okay, coast is clear.

471
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,036
       Okay, one second.

472
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,304
                           Uh...

473
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,473
    we're going to eavesdrop

474
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,209
      on Steve's seduction

475
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,743
seminar next door;
do you want to go?

476
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,645
          No, thanks.
  I don't really feel like it.

477
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,213
       Uh, you know what?
    I don't really feel like

478
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,649
      the luncheon either;
      you should just go.

479
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:28,185
No, I mean...
      my mom invited you.

480
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,621
 Yeah, um, about that, Donna...

481
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,689
     You know, the truth...

482
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,323
               Well, I just feel

483
00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:34,391
  really stupid about assuming

484
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,726
       that you'd already
        turned her down.

485
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,662
Oh, that's nice of you to assume

486
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,364
  that she'd already asked me.
                     I just feel

487
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,733
so bad, because she always says
 so many mean things about you.

488
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,301
       She's just overly
        critical, but...

489
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,536
           Well, I just want you

490
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,237
to know that whenever I'm with
        her I always...

491
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,039
      Did you say "mean"?

492
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,509
        Yeah, the worst.

493
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,944
                    But I always
             defend you, though.

494
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,381
    Good-bye.

495
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,790
             STEVE:
         Now, make sure
      you write that down,

496
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:09,393
because that is the single most
important aspect of part three.

497
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:13,597
         Now, step four
  is the subliminal approach.

498
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:19,003
 If a girl asks about your job,
  don't say you're an ad man.

499
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,604
           say you're
"laying the groundwork

500
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,940
 for a career in advertising."

501
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,674
   She asks about vacations,

502
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:28,779
 well, you've just gotten back
     from<i> Mounting</i> Everest,

503
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,749
    from<i> Mount</i> Kilimanjaro.

504
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,751
   Oh, my God.

505
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,753
 Suggesting a movie is simple.

506
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,755
 "Want to see something swell?"

507
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,824
Donna, do you want to see
something swell?

508
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:40,924
                         No.

509
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,559
          Recreation?

510
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:45,228
 Well, "You like to play cards?
       How about poker?"

511
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:48,866
    Now, if the conversation
turns to sports, well, you surf.

512
00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,768
But only when
   it's really, really rough.

513
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:53,670
 When the swells are enormous.

514
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,906
   (laughing)
                    Shh! They're
                  gonna hear us.

515
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,008
          Part five is
    a roundtable discussion

516
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,411
    recorded earlier by some
  of the finest practitioners

517
00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:02,179
    of the swift seduction.

518
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:03,279
                     Pshoo!

519
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,584
       See, I always say,
    "You know why<i> I'm</i> here,

520
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:08,085
    I know why<i> you're</i> here."

521
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:09,286
       No line, no bull.

522
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:11,121
(mocking):
I know why<i> you're</i> here."

523
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:14,090
                       (laughs):
                        Yeah, to
                   laugh at<i> you.</i>

524
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:16,693
       See, now, I prefer
   the understated approach.

525
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,562
This I have to hear.

526
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:22,099
 Home-cooked meal, candlelight.
     So they feel special.

527
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,433
         One of a kind.

528
00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:25,602
             STEVE:
           Good work.

529
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:29,239
             Hey, didn't he just
                do that for you?

530
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:32,176
      Mm-hmm.
                         Hmm.

531
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:45,322
                  You should go.

532
00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:47,424
She's gone.

533
00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:49,393
            Dylan, listen, um...

534
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,428
I went to
the cemetery...
                     (sighs)

535
00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:53,097
          I have an appointment.

536
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,599
(sighs):
They moved
Antonia's grave.

537
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,836
Nobody seems
to know where.

538
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:03,340
                      I'm sorry.

539
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:09,146
They took her from me...

540
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:12,249
             once.

541
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,585
   I can't believe they would
    take her from me again.

542
00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:34,104
        We need to talk.

543
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,774
             Okay.
That is, if you're not too busy.

544
00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:37,674
       No, of course not.

545
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:39,075
   What with all the<i> clients</i>

546
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,211
that you've
       been seeing today.

547
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,312
  What do you mean? Clients...

548
00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:43,547
Don't tell me you don't remember

549
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:45,215
         all the women
     who have been up here.

550
00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:48,518
     The women, yes, I-I...
     I remember the women.

551
00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:49,653
            I, uh...

552
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,955
          And did you
     make them dinner, too?

553
00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:55,859
 Any woman that you saw up here

554
00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:59,029
       was probably going
  to the nail salon next door.

555
00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:00,964
       That's a good one.

556
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,200
  I'm serious-- she's having,
   like, some, I don't know,

557
00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:04,234
get-one-nail-painted,
     get-the-other-one-free

558
00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:05,236
                     discount...

559
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:06,470
              day.

560
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:09,073
              Oh.

561
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,141
      That's good to know.
                           Yeah.

562
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,777
    Um, it's pretty crowded
          over there,

563
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:17,014
    but I'm sure I can maybe
      pull a few strings,

564
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:19,917
            get you bumped up to
          the front of the line.

565
00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,619
       You don't believe
      in cutting in front?

566
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:27,157
            I saw...

567
00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:29,426
the video from Steve's seminar.

568
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:31,929
Steve's seminar? That...

569
00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:33,096
                    that was for
                      guys only.

570
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:35,666
     Mm. The part you said
       about the dinner,

571
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,267
 making the girl feel special.

572
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,670
Well, it's true--

573
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,171
      I did feel special.

574
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:42,205
           I'm glad.

575
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,074
      But I don't anymore.

576
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:47,444
 Because of some stupid video?

577
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:50,280
Because it's a technique.

578
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,382
                  Yeah.

579
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:57,687
         A, um... game.

580
00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,556
So thought out.

581
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,357
                      I think...

582
00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,026
           it's called flirting.

583
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,094
              Mm.

584
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,796
Do you have a
              problem with that?

585
00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:06,997
              No.

586
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,106
             STEVE:
          <i> Okay, guys,</i>
     <i> now watch the master,</i>

587
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,775
   and you'll realize this is

588
00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:20,010
 the best $250 you ever spent.

589
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:23,246
                     Hi.

590
00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:25,148
I'm waiting for someone.

591
00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:26,983
                    That's okay.

592
00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:29,319
                   You mind if I
                  order a drink?

593
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:30,621
  Suit yourself.

594
00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:33,757
             STEVE:
      What kind of liquor

595
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,259
                     is that?

596
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:38,128
Well, it's
a Long Island iced tea.

597
00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:40,631
       STEVE (chuckles):
     Long Island iced tea.

598
00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:43,634
        That reminds me
      of when I was a boy.

599
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:45,736
      My grandmother made
       the best iced tea.

600
00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:47,371
           She, uh...

601
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,339
             she, uh...

602
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,709
           Excuse me.

603
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,910
Oh, no, please...

604
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:55,279
stay and tell me.

605
00:26:55,348 --> 00:26:57,247
     You should be ashamed
      of yourself, Steve.

606
00:26:57,316 --> 00:26:59,950
       Yeah, ashamed all the way
         to the bank. Cha-ching!

607
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:03,988
       (voice-breaking):
    She was making iced tea
the last time I saw her.

608
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:06,156
      Before they took her
        to the hospital.

609
00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:09,325
Before I went to the orphanage.

610
00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:10,995
       I don't know which
        would be worse,

611
00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:13,397
 falling for one of these lines
    or actually using them.

612
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,432
   You poor thing. Come here.

613
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,568
            (sighs)

614
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,337
             STEVE:
             Okay.

615
00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:21,971
         Any questions?
                      Is your...

616
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,306
     your-your grandmother,
          is she okay?

617
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,309
          She's fine.

618
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,577
           (chuckles)

619
00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,354
Come here often?

620
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:38,988
                      What?

621
00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:40,957
Let's just cut
the small talk.

622
00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:43,460
No line, no bull.

623
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,829
                  (laughs):
                 Very funny.

624
00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:48,732
I know why<i> you're</i> here,
you know why<i> I'm</i> here.

625
00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,100
I know it, you know it,
we know it, it's known.

626
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,969
                  Oh, come here.
                     I hate you.

627
00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:54,304
          I know.

628
00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,440
           (chuckles)

629
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,908
             I mean, I hate you.
           (laughs)

630
00:27:58,977 --> 00:27:59,676
          Hi.

631
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,279
  Oh. Sorry.

632
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,214
           Mom.

633
00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:05,449
Donna.

634
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,317
Let me get
those bags for you.

635
00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:08,485
Oh, great.

636
00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:09,953
Here, you can
take that, too.

637
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,488
NOAH (laughs):
Where to?

638
00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:12,822
               Gina's room.

639
00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:14,491
                           Okay.

640
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,727
GINA:
Your mom bought me
this outfit

641
00:28:16,795 --> 00:28:18,128
     for the luncheon.

642
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,264
     (giggling)

643
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,299
 Well, how do I look?

644
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,468
       Oh, very Jackie O.

645
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,269
       I'm sure John-John
       will be impressed.

646
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:27,337
            (laughs)

647
00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:29,706
                     (chuckles):
             We'll let you know.

648
00:28:30,976 --> 00:28:35,745
Oh, maybe I should go in
and help Noah or something.

649
00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:38,581
Uh, Gina, before you go, I'd...

650
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,051
       I would just like
      to apologize to you.

651
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,020
      Why?
                  I'm just sorry

652
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:44,354
that you got dragged into this.

653
00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:46,189
                 "This"? What do
             you mean by "this"?

654
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:50,928
You know,
I'm so excited...

655
00:28:50,996 --> 00:28:53,363
to go to the luncheon,
but I think maybe

656
00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,599
I better pass.
                 No, don't-don't
                        do that,

657
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:58,768
      not for me, because
 no matter what, I'm not going.

658
00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:01,738
Fine. Well, that
              makes three of us.

659
00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:03,006
Happy?

660
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,174
Thank you for ruining

661
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,977
                   our perfectly
               lovely afternoon.

662
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:14,217
   See, now I feel like I've
  come between you two, and...

663
00:29:14,285 --> 00:29:17,153
     that's the last thing
        I wanted to do.

664
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,201
               Okay, this is it.

665
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,736
       I-I can't do this.

666
00:29:32,804 --> 00:29:35,571
            Aw, come on, this is
               the moment you've
               been waiting for.

667
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,141
               This is the night
your dreams come true.

668
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,377
Like a hot knife through butter.

669
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,645
I can't... I'm not...

670
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:44,781
           Aw, come on, come on,
              think of step two.

671
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:46,116
                        Imagery.

672
00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:48,152
        Uh...

673
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,219
                     Hah?

674
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,955
           Come on, go get some.

675
00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:54,658
                    Well, if not
                   for yourself,
                  then for them.

676
00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:57,560
              ♪ ♪

677
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,930
(takes deep breath,
      exhales)

678
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:03,834
     DAVID (over speakers):
          Okay, gang,
here's the first call.

679
00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:05,102
                   Debby, what's
                   on your mind?

680
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:06,236
       It's my boyfriend.

681
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,771
  We've only gone out a month,

682
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,839
     and he's pressuring me
       to sleep with him.

683
00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:11,274
     Are you ready, Debby?

684
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,042
       I don't think so.

685
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:14,711
          Then don't.

686
00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,646
 But he might break up with me.

687
00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:17,814
         Yo, Debby, uh,

688
00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:20,317
     look, if he breaks up
      with you over that,

689
00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:21,685
       he's a jerk, okay?

690
00:30:21,754 --> 00:30:23,320
      You don't want to be
 with someone like that anyway.

691
00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:25,955
Go slow-- when any of you
     are in doubt, just...

692
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,026
          ...go slow.

693
00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:30,861
So, are the troops
doing battle?

694
00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:33,830
           Actually, it's just a
           matter of time before
           there's a body count.

695
00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:36,399
Oh, you must be so proud.
                      Oh, yes.

696
00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:37,500
                   Check it out.

697
00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:42,338
Do you have a mirror
in your pocket?
                      No. Why?

698
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:45,509
'Cause I can sure see myself
in your pants, girl.

699
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:46,877
                    Come here.

700
00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:49,012
(chuckling)

701
00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:52,682
Oh!
        Ooh.

702
00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:53,917
                   (groans)

703
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,318
                   There.

704
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:56,853
        Excuse me...

705
00:30:56,922 --> 00:31:00,991
but the only thing
your eyes haven't told
me tonight is your name.

706
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,059
                      Oh.

707
00:31:02,127 --> 00:31:03,893
                     Well...

708
00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,996
                  let me give it
                   to you, then:

709
00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:07,864
                     Not...

710
00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:10,166
interested.
               (nervous laugh)

711
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:13,537
                  Overconfident.

712
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,077
                     Hi.

713
00:31:21,146 --> 00:31:22,745
           Hi.

714
00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:25,816
                  Bye.

715
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,053
Bye.

716
00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:31,788
                   (exhales)

717
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:34,257
Three words:
"Money-back guarantee."

718
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,259
            This isn't my fault.

719
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,866
I know that I'm
repeating myself,

720
00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:45,068
but if I get one point
across tonight,

721
00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:47,103
it's go slow.

722
00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:48,805
                         Really?

723
00:31:48,874 --> 00:31:50,841
Yeah. It's very important.

724
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,043
               Well, if you want
            to slow things down,

725
00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:55,045
             that's exactly what
                 we're gonna do.

726
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:57,147
                       What, are
                      you crazy?

727
00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,815
You're killing me,
                  you know that?

728
00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:00,650
    I'm sorry.
                        "Sorry"!

729
00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:03,453
    (angry grunt)

730
00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:06,289
     Well, I guess things aren't
       going so<i> swell,</i> are they?

731
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,291
No. In fact, things<i> suck.</i>

732
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,059
                      Mm. Sorry.

733
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:12,062
              ♪ ♪

734
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:14,864
              Hi.

735
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,433
           Hello. Want to dance?

736
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:18,735
       Okay.

737
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:20,336
   (laughs)

738
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:24,207
                So, I heard what
                you were saying.

739
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,341
       Yeah.

740
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,977
             Did you mean that
about going slow?

741
00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:29,746
                     Every word.

742
00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:30,847
          That's good.

743
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:31,948
                   Yeah.
     That's...

744
00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:34,650
     Why do you ask?

745
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:35,752
                   No reason.

746
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:38,688
                 I just had this
                  night planned,

747
00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:41,124
                you know, the...
                      the beach,

748
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:42,825
                   a fire.

749
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:47,064
              But if you mean
         what you say, that's...

750
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,499
Um, I meant that
for people

751
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:53,570
who are just getting
to know each other.

752
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:58,241
And for people who<i> already</i>
        know each other as well?

753
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,142
       Uh, no. I meant...

754
00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:02,011
                I don't mean it.
                    I don't. No.

755
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,046
        No?

756
00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,847
                 Not every word.

757
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,216
No?

758
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:11,321
Then, um, what part
of "go slow" don't you mean?

759
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:14,057
              The part about us.

760
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:16,059
         Oh.

761
00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:39,482
       Looking to score a piece.

762
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:40,717
Not my trade.

763
00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:43,820
     I'll tell you what I'll do.

764
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,757
      I'll give you ten minutes.

765
00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:50,761
           Then the guy down the
block gets the two bills.

766
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,228
     Any gun in particular?

767
00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:58,167
         Just something
     that'll kill somebody.

768
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:10,279
We skipped the beach.

769
00:34:10,348 --> 00:34:11,414
                         I know.

770
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:12,682
And we skipped the fire.

771
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:14,684
                Mm-hmm. Shut up.

772
00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,371
              ♪ ♪

773
00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:53,456
             DAVID:
       <i> So you're saying</i>

774
00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:54,591
                  it's my fault?

775
00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:55,625
Yeah, I'm saying
it's your fault.

776
00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,060
You invited a schoolmarm
onto your show.

777
00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:58,462
                Kelly's entitled
                 to her opinion.

778
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,997
No, she's not. Not when
my reputation's on the line.

779
00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:03,600
        Well I thought your, uh,
technique there was bulletproof.

780
00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:05,569
             It is.

781
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,170
                   Steve, nobody
              scored, all right?

782
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,805
    You were 0 for the room.

783
00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:11,141
"Go slow. Go slow."

784
00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:13,910
She practically turned
the club into a convent.

785
00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:18,148
What?

786
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:19,415
         Where'd that come from?

787
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:26,756
          What's this?

788
00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:27,957
What are you doing
with that?

789
00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:29,626
      Look I don't want any guns

790
00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:32,262
in my house, all right?
So get it out of here.

791
00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:34,297
Look, man, I didn't see
      anything about gun control

792
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:35,665
        in the lease, all right?

793
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:36,833
           You know what, Dylan?
       I shot someone last year.

794
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:38,001
                It wasn't one of
               my finer moments.

795
00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:39,802
             So just get the gun
               out of the house.

796
00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:42,104
        All right, man.
   It'll be gone by tomorrow.

797
00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:43,907
        If not tonight.

798
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,675
We see the way
you've checked out, Dylan.

799
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,844
   Whoever said I checked in?

800
00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:57,520
I'm sorry you had to drive me
all the way back here

801
00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:58,855
from the beach.
I, uh...

802
00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:00,923
     Oh, no. It's not a problem.

803
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,326
               We weren't really
            thinking last night.

804
00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:04,627
About my car.
                Yeah.

805
00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,429
Leaving it here.
                   Right, yeah.

806
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:09,198
     We were busy thinking
      about other things.

807
00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:11,334
          Yeah, well.
         Anyway, um...

808
00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:13,169
Thank you.

809
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,005
                      (chuckles)

810
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:17,040
 Do you want to have breakfast?

811
00:36:17,109 --> 00:36:18,841
           I don't...

812
00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:21,545
 I'd love to, but I have a pile
of work on my desk

813
00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:23,379
and I, uh...
                Okay.

814
00:36:23,448 --> 00:36:24,980
 But I'll-I'll call you later.
         Is that okay?

815
00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:26,749
             Sure.
Okay.

816
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:29,151
                 Um, you know...

817
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:32,922
        What I said on the radio
             about going slow...

818
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,790
             Yeah?

819
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:35,959
         I meant that.

820
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,827
     So, you don't want me
    to call you? Is that...

821
00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,095
                   No.

822
00:36:39,163 --> 00:36:41,097
                    Yes. I mean,
          I want you to call me.

823
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:43,333
Okay, all right, I-I...

824
00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:46,769
It's just... I really like you.

825
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,271
             Okay.
                          And...

826
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:50,706
  I want us to do this right.

827
00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:54,744
        Well, last night
    felt pretty right, so...

828
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,046
       Yeah, to me, too.

829
00:36:57,115 --> 00:36:58,948
           All right.

830
00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:00,884
           I'm going.
       And I am calling.

831
00:37:00,953 --> 00:37:02,886
             Okay.

832
00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:08,090
       (car door closes)

833
00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,059
            (sighs)

834
00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:11,460
Any word from your mom?

835
00:37:11,529 --> 00:37:13,596
                   You mean, has
                 she apologized?

836
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:15,065
               Not gonna happen.

837
00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:17,734
           Oh. Sorry.

838
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:20,536
Whatever. It's
                  what she does.

839
00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:22,939
             She drops in, finds
          something to criticize

840
00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:24,407
      and lets it go for a week.

841
00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:26,042
            And then calls as if
        nothing's ever happened.

842
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:28,144
That must be hard.

843
00:37:28,213 --> 00:37:30,747
      Oh, just be happy that you
       got the supportive sister

844
00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:31,914
                 as your mother.
Yeah, right.

845
00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:33,616
  Versus the independent one.
         Do you realize

846
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:35,651
   that I paid my mom half of
every paycheck I earned skating?

847
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,120
No, I didn't know that.

848
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:39,455
Yeah. Well, I did.

849
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:46,696
            You know, that's why
              I've always envied

850
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:49,465
                   what you have
               with Aunt Felice.

851
00:37:49,534 --> 00:37:54,070
Well... then I guess I'm sorry
to burst your bubble.

852
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:55,238
                      Hey!

853
00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,940
        Um, are we okay?

854
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,810
             Yeah.

855
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,178
      I mean, really okay?

856
00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:05,181
   Well, you stood up for me
           to my mom.

857
00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:06,850
Not many people have done that.

858
00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:09,018
And all
for the privilege

859
00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:11,754
      of sitting 200 yards
from John Kennedy Junior.

860
00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:14,157
            Stupid.

861
00:38:14,226 --> 00:38:16,726
         Unbelievably.

862
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:17,960
      I'll see you later.

863
00:38:18,029 --> 00:38:18,928
            See you.

864
00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:32,841
  Hi! Aunt Felice, it's Gina.

865
00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:34,343
         Oh, I'm good.

866
00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:36,179
  Um, I just called because I
      wanted to apologize

867
00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:38,847
        about yesterday.

868
00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:41,884
        Donna's behavior
    was really embarrassing.

869
00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:03,306
Hi. Uh, my name is David.

870
00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:06,709
I...

871
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:07,911
           Hey, bud.

872
00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:11,815
Hey.
                   Beer, please.

873
00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:18,921
Do you even remember being
in a normal relationship?

874
00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:20,256
Sure, I do.

875
00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:21,891
                        Vaguely.

876
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,893
                  Define normal.

877
00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,563
(chuckles)

878
00:39:27,632 --> 00:39:28,797
           You heard from Dylan?

879
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,699
No, not since this morning.

880
00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:32,701
       How worried should we be?

881
00:39:34,306 --> 00:39:36,439
              MAN:
       This is pathetic.

882
00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:39,609
Uh, Steve, I think
you have bigger problems.

883
00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,911
            Nah. I'm not worried
               about those guys.

884
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,614
                    (singsongy):
                     Dave, Dave.

885
00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:46,248
                    Skirt alert.

886
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:48,718
              Hi.

887
00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:50,686
Sensitive.
                     Vulnerable.

888
00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:53,389
               I'd open with the
               dead grandmother.

889
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:56,659
Yeah, sure.
I'm gonna use<i> your</i> approach.

890
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,728
    Hey, just because they don't
     know how to apply greatness

891
00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:00,730
         doesn't mean you don't.

892
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:05,401
           Thank you.

893
00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:16,312
     Hi.

894
00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:17,547
                          Hello.

895
00:40:17,615 --> 00:40:19,549
I'm David.

896
00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:25,021
 I'm-I'm not very good at this
  kind of thing, really, um...

897
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,323
      Would you excuse me?

898
00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:31,628
             Sure.
Thank you.

899
00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:34,196
         Oh, is-is that
     a Long Island iced tea

900
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,498
you're drinking?

901
00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:37,200
              Yes.
      (chuckles awkwardly)

902
00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:42,404
Guys, it's the coach's job
to design the play.

903
00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:44,974
It's not his fault
if the player blows a lay up.

904
00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:48,044
        Lay up. Get it?

905
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:51,513
             Yeah.
   That's gonna get us squat.

906
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,549
Guys, it's gonna work
for you.

907
00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:54,717
           Trust me.

908
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:55,952
(sniffles)

909
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:58,054
Thanks.

910
00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,156
I... You know, I should go.
I, uh...

911
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:03,959
        You and your grandmother
must have been so close.

912
00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:05,595
            Well...

913
00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:09,766
    Yeah. I mean, you know,
    she raised me, and uh...

914
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:14,370
After she died, I uh,
I kept a picture of her

915
00:41:14,439 --> 00:41:16,038
        next to my bed.

916
00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:18,341
      In-In the orphanage.

917
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:21,610
          Oh, my God.

918
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:23,145
        You poor thing.

919
00:41:29,754 --> 00:41:31,754
       (knocking at door)

920
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:35,524
Hey, thanks for coming.

921
00:41:35,593 --> 00:41:37,393
                 After the way I
             acted this morning,

922
00:41:37,462 --> 00:41:39,195
         thanks for inviting me.

923
00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:41,530
Well, I thought
about what you said.

924
00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:44,466
And despite your desperate
desire to get rid of me,

925
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:46,535
I've decided
I'm not going anywhere.

926
00:41:46,604 --> 00:41:49,772
            Good. 'Cause I don't
      always act like a lunatic.

927
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,607
     Really? No?
                        No.

928
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:57,346
       No, I-I was just a little
  nervous and a little insecure.

929
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,083
Forget nervous.

930
00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:06,088
Forget insecure.

931
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:08,057
Is there another part? No?

932
00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:10,059
                          Mmm...

933
00:42:11,328 --> 00:42:14,797
             Um, about dinner...

934
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,265
                  I just thought
                  we'd order in.

935
00:42:16,334 --> 00:42:19,068
               Wouldn't want you
thinking I had a plan.

936
00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:20,836
          God forbid.

937
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,949
After you.

938
00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:35,951
                       I insist.

939
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:44,092
       (knocking at door)

940
00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:48,231
               You have to stop.
                  You know that?

941
00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:49,332
Yeah, I know.

942
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,999
      Okay. You came back to me.

943
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:53,336
  I want you to let me help you.
  I just want you to promise me.

944
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,671
          Hey, I will.
  I'm gonna promise, I just...

945
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,540
       Oh, I just... I got to...
          I got to go somewhere.

946
00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:58,674
Where?

947
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,176
     I got to see somebody.

948
00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:01,744
        Somebody?
A guy.

949
00:43:01,812 --> 00:43:03,245
             A guy.

950
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:05,614
 You know what? If you're gonna
  be, um, cool and mysterious

951
00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:07,950
   with me, then you can just
  forget I even came by, okay?

952
00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:10,519
                 Hey! I am going

953
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,488
    to see Antonia's father.

954
00:43:12,556 --> 00:43:15,824
             I need to know what
            he did with my wife.

955
00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:18,227
I thought he didn't
want you to know.

956
00:43:18,296 --> 00:43:19,462
                 No, he doesn't.

957
00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,867
             I'm gonna see about
              changing his mind.


